*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

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"We’re all a little wired, we’re all a little wacky. Some more than others"

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welcome to the norwegian language

This is horribly accurate. I think norwegians are doing it on puprose to mess with the people trying to learn the language…

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What just happened?

the way she poses in this scene kills me everytime.

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what is happening

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the suit and I are o n e

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posted 11 hours ago with 5,236 notes  thorsmightythighs)

inspired by (x)

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posted 1 day ago with 37,063 notes  itsokaysammy)


So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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posted 1 day ago with 25,208 notes  sernacht)


Do you ever just want to go to Hogwarts?

Like, you don’t want to be a member of the trio, or the order, or a death eater.

You just want to go to the school.

You want to know what it feels like to be up late stressing over potions homework, or how it feels to really ride a broom, and just go to Hogwarts on a normal year as a normal student

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posted 1 day ago with 103,219 notes  lucasbieneke)





the vessels of michael and lucifer, everyone

tbh this is probably how michael and lucifer fought whenever they argued about something, usually about who god loves more

so this is basically a preview of how the apocalypse would have gone down

That’s siblings right there.  

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posted 1 day ago with 7,307 notes  demondetoxmanual)

during the cold war there was a theory that…

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posted 1 day ago with 2,843 notes  expelliarmus)


im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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Sorry, boys! I’m sooo changeable! It is a weakness with me, but to be fair to myself, it is my only weakness.

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